Weekly Dose Post

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back every Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

Son: I want a baby brother.
Mother: Your daddy is overseas but when he comes back we will talk about it.
Son: Why don’t you just surprise him?
 

Weird Fact of the Week:

Mexican jumping beans jump to get out of sunlight.

Quote of the Week:

“Regret is an appalling waste of energy, you can’t build on it – it’s only good for wallowing in.” – Katherine Mansfield

Weekly Dose Post

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back every Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says, “To the only boy I ever loved!”
Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.
 

Weird Fact of the Week:

With access to 147 countries the U.K. and U.S. visas tie for the number one spot as the world’s most powerful passports.

Quote of the Week:

“A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself – to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being loved. Such a relationship is based upon freedom and can never grow in a jealous heart.” – Leo F. Buscaglia

Weekly Dose Post

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back every Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.
“We need a fourth for poker,” said the friend.
“I’ll be right over,” whispered the doctor.
As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, “Is it serious?”
“Oh yes, quite serious,” said the doctor gravely. “In fact, there are three doctors there already!”
 
 
Weird Fact of the Week:

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.
 

Quote of the Week:

“Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them.” – William Arthur Ward

Good Morning Gorgeous

 Your life is a result of the choices you make… If you don’t like your life its time to start making better choices.

Today’s Affirmation: I welcome and embrace healthy changes into my life and I let go of old habits and practices that no longer serve me.

Weekly Dose Post

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back every Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

Wife: Honey before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry.
Husband: Yeah… so?
Wife: How come you don’t do it anymore?
Husband: Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the fish after catching it?
 
 
Weird Fact of the Week:

April 24, 2015 marked the 25th Anniversary for the Hubble Space Telescope.
 
Quote of the Week:

“Forgiveness is For Giving.” – Noga Vilozny

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