A dose of my life.











{April 20, 2014}   Happy Haircut
With the help of YouTube I learned how to give myself an Asymmetrical Bob Haircut. I’m happy with the way it turned out.

As I was cutting away, my hair magically fell on the floor into a smiley shape. I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid.



{April 20, 2014}   Hungry for Happiness
Well, there are so many different ways to fulfill that appetite. To name just a few that I’ve come up with:

1 person + religion + faith = happiness
1 person + another person + legitimate love/friendship = happiness
1 person + enjoyable career + ample compensation = happiness
1 person + hobbies + spare time = happiness
1 person + pet + bonding = happiness
1 person + eating healthy + exercise = happiness
1 person + a blog + readers = happiness (hint)

What’s the personal recipe for happiness in your life?



{April 14, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.

They had a mediocre ceremony but the reception was great.

Weird Fact of the Week:

There’s 119,987 libraries of all kinds in the United States today.

8,951 of them being public libraries in the 50 states and the District of Columbia. (source)
Quote of the Week:

“Breath by breath, let go of fear, expectation, anger, regret, cravings, frustration, fatigue.
Let go of the need for approval.” – Lama Surya Das


{April 7, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

#1. Open a new file in your PC.

#2. Name it Chores.

#3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

#4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

#5. PC will ask, “Are you sure you want to delete Chores permanently?” Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly.

#6. Feel better?
 
Weird Fact of the Week:

The world’s shiniest living thing is an unedible fruit called Pollia.
Quote of the Week:

“Fitness is not about being better than someone else … It’s about being better than you used to be.” – Wayne Dyer


{April 4, 2014}   Fight the Power Nap
My nephew (Omari) makes me smile all the time. He even has the ability to do it in his sleep.

His arm was raised for at least ten minutes but then he put it back down.
     I can imagine him standing at a mini podium giving a speech to his peers in that universal baby language only they understand.

When he’s done they’ll begin clapping their tiny hands. Power to the babies!
Obviously I watch him sleep sometimes.

When he wakes up I’ll change his diaper then give him a hug and kiss on the cheek.


This postcard came in the mail…
A few days later the blue envelope arrived.

Inside was a pamphlet, two crispy dollar bills, and a return envelope for the survey.

Here’s what it looked like prior to me filling it out.

It only took a couple of minutes so I didn’t mind at all.


{March 31, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 150 stories high.

Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 50 stories, Tom will crack jokes.

The second 50 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story. They then proceeded up the stairs.

After climbing over a thousands steps it was Harry’s turn.

He turned to the other two and said “Okay guys, here’s my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.
 
Weird Fact of the Week:

Christianity is the world’s largest religion since 2.1 billion people are Christian.

Islam is the second largest religion with over 1.5 billion practicing globally. (source)

Quote of the Week:

“If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “Thank You,” that would suffice.” – Meister Eckhart
The “pins and needles” feeling you get whenever your foot falls alseep.


{March 24, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

Eight things you shouldn’t ever say to a police officer…

#1.) Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?

#2.) You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?

#3.) I pay your salary!

#4.) Thanks Officer, that last cop only gave me a warning, too.

#5.) Do you have any idea how much of a hurry I’m in?

#6.) There’s no way I was going 85. I had the cruise set at 80.

#7. That uniform makes your butt look really big.

#8.) So what if I was speeding? Whatcha gonna do about it Mr. Hotshot?

Weird Fact of the Week:
The youngest App developer in world in a young 5th grade Pakistani boy living in Ireland named Haris Khan. At age 10, he broke the world record (previously held by a 12 year old) by Developing a Smart Phone App “Super Soccer Kicks” for iPhone, iPad, iPod. It launched just days before Haris’s 11th birthday.
Quote of the Week:

“One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.” – Sigmund Freud


{March 17, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

A young boy was given a “You Are #1″ balloon by his parents to lift his spirits after his Little League team lost the game.

He gazed at it for a few moments with a puzzled look on his face.

Then the boy asked his mom and dad “What does you are hashtag one suppose to mean?”
 
Weird Fact of the Week:

The are 6,200 weddings in the United States daily.

Quote of the Week:

“There are no hopeless situations; there are only men who have grown hopeless about them.” – Clare Boothe Luce



{March 10, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

Why did the Lion lose at Poker?

Because he was playing with a Cheetah.

Weird Fact of the Week:

Not long ago, people used to squeeze real cupcakes in times of stress or tension. It was a messy and costly affair as many high-ranking officials and upper management types could easily squeeze a dozen cupcakes before lunch.
Quote of the Week:

“Language… has created the word “loneliness” to express the pain of being alone.
And it has created the word “solitude” to express the glory of being alone.” – Paul Tillich


et cetera
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