A dose of my life.











{August 18, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:
 
A woman finds a magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a genie comes out as usual.

The woman looks at the genie and asks him to grant her wishes:

I want my husband to only have eyes for me.

I want him to always sleep by my side.

I want that when he gets up in the morning I’m the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.

The Genie granted all three wishes by turning her into a Smartphone!
 
 
Weird Fact of the Week:
 
The unbanked are adults who do not have their own bank accounts.
 
Quote of the Week:

“The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.” – Bob Marley



{August 11, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

A husband takes his wife to a night club.

There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it big time. Break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”

The husband says, “Looks to me like he’s still celebrating!”

Weird Fact of the Week:

Vincent Edward “Bo” Jackson is a retired American baseball and football player.

He is the only athlete to be named an All-Star in two major American sports.

He was named the greatest athlete of all time by ESPN.

 
Poem of the Week:

Farewell My Friends by Gitanjali Ghei

It was beautiful as long as it lasted

The journey of my life.

I have no regrets whatsoever

Save the pain I’ll leave behind.

Those dear hearts who love and care…

And the strings pulling at the heart and soul…

The strong arms that held me up

When my own strength let me down.

At every turning of my life I came across good friends,

Friends who stood by me,

Even when the time raced me by.

Farewell, farewell, my friends

I smile and bid you goodbye.

No, shed no tears for I need them not

All I need is your smile.

If you feel sad do think of me

For that’s what I’ll like when you live in the hearts

Of those you love, remember then

You never die.



{August 10, 2014}   Rose Petal Flower
Let’s create a table decoration that can be used for romantic dinners or social gatherings.
The smaller tip of the fabric petals should point inward with the bigger rounded edges facing outward.
I used a dinner plate as a template for the circumference of the circle.
For a smaller one try using an upside down soup bowl.
The size depends on your personal preference.

However, you can make either-or, both versions, or some that are the same size.
Overlap the petals on the triangle gaps. Carefully go round and around placing one at a time.

Continue doing this until there are no spaces remaining.

Just make sure you’re not trying to do this around any fans blowing or a heavy breeze coming through windows.
All done, good job my friend.

Now you can leave it like that or put a flameless LED tea light candle or candies (i.e. Hershey’s kisses, peppermints, etc.) in the center of it.



Have you ever stumbled across a photo, video, or story that caused a jaw-dropping response? I’ll just leave it at that.



{August 4, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

A tourist walks in to a top of the line hotel in and orders a top floor suite.

The next day he approaches the receptionist with angry and unpleasant expression.

He asked her, “You said there will be a free wife in every room why have I not got mine.”

The receptionist says, “It is Wi-Fi sir, not wife.“

Weird Fact of the Week:

A 12-year-old girl scout (Katie Francis) broke the record for most cookie box sales with 18,107 sold in one year.

Quote of the Week:

“Don’t let someone dim your light simply because it’s shining in their eyes.” – Jessica Ainscough



{July 28, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

A boss, officer, and clerk were going to a meeting when they stumbled upon a genie bottle.

All three of them did a mad dash over to the bottle and were rubbing it until a genie appeared.

Genie: “As I fulfill 3 wishes at a time but you are 3 persons so I will fulfill 1 wish for each.”

Clerk: “Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears.” (Wish fulfilled)

Officer: “Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls.” Officer disappears. (Wish fulfilled)

Genie asked the Boss: “What is your wish?”

Boss replied: “I want those two idiots back at office after lunch.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

With around 155,618 post offices and over 566,000 employees, India has the largest postal network in the world.

The modern postal service in India is more than 150 years old.


Quote of the Week:

“I remind myself every morning:
Nothing I say this day will teach me anything.
So if I’m going to learn, I must do it by listening.” – Larry King



{July 27, 2014}   Auntie’s Day
Today, not only do I celebrate the gift of being an auntie, but also my 34th and Carolina’s 12th birthday.

Oh my look at those puppy dog eyes.

Mirror, mirror, on the baby jumper who is the fairest baby of them all?

James (gasp) wait a second mirror did you just say James? You do know that is not my name. Oh Noooooo!!!

Don’t listen to that silly mirror.

I love you soooooo much and think you are the fairest baby of them all.

Without OJ I wouldn’t be able to celebrate Auntie’s Day!



{July 21, 2014}   Radiate Love
Dear Readers,

You are loved, because you give love.
May the journey ahead called life be filled with blessings.
May you always receive the love and peace you so richly deserve.
Always remember that you touch people lives with your actions so remain positive.

Best Regards,
Kerry xoxo
Extra Note: I captured the sunshine with my camera phone.


{July 21, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and hears a small voice say, “You look nice today.”

A few minutes later he again hears a small voice, “That’s a nice shirt.”

The guy asks the bartender, “Who is that?”

The bartender says, “Those are the peanuts. They’re complimentary!”

Weird Fact of the Week:

Simple, Four-In-Hand, Prince Albert, Kelvin, Half-Winsor, Pratt, Windsor, Eldredge, Trinity, Murrell, Van Wijk, and Balthus are different ways to tie a necktie knot. (source)

Quote of the Week:

“At all times and under all circumstances, we have the power to transform the quality of our lives.” – Werner Erhard



{July 14, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

Girlfriend giving house directions to her Boyfriend…

“Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me.”

“Look for flat 9A, you ll find a lift on your right. hit 9 with YOUR ELBOW…”

“Get out of the lift you will find my flat on left…”

“Hit the doorbell with your ELBOW & I ll get the door open for you.”

The boyfriend says: “Dear that seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my elbows?”

The girlfriend replies: ”0MG! Are you coming empty handed?”

Boyfriend: (speechless)…

Weird Fact of the Week:

Only a handful of people in the world have a superior autobiographical memory.

Quote of the Week:

“If I were to say, “God, why me?” about the bad things, then I should have said, “God, why me?” about the good things that happened in my life.” – Arthur Ashe



et cetera
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