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{June 17, 2013} Weekly Dose Post

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Joke of the Week:

A motorist, driving in the countryside, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.

The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.

“Oh, about $150 today,” said the owner. “But in four years it would have been worth $750. So seven hundred and fifty dollars is what I have lost.”

The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.

“Here,” he said, “is the check for $750.00 it’s postdated four years from now.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

Piñatas are associated with Mexico, but they were invented in China. (source)

Quote of the Week:

“Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.” – Willie Nelson

{June 10, 2013} Weekly Dose Post

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Joke of the Week:

A man is stopped by the police around 1 A.M. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body.”

The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies, “That would be my wife.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

Quote of the Week:

“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.” – Albert Schweitzer

{June 8, 2013} Turkish Delight

A sweet gel candy from Turkey with pistachio nuts & often coated in powdered sugar but there’s a number of other varieties, as well.

You can insert toothpicks inside the precut cubes to serve them.

Here’s what it looks like cut in half.

{June 8, 2013} Infinity Mirror

I took a pic of myself in the ladies restroom at the mall. Super old school style using a digital camera instead of a phone. Take care my friend.

{June 7, 2013} Villas in Kuwait

Check out these architectural designs from the outside…

I wonder what the floor plans look like on the inside.

{June 3, 2013} Weekly Dose Post

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Joke of the Week:

A woman went into a bank to get a check cashed, but she didn’t have an account with them.

When the teller her asked for some identification, the woman showed her several charge cards, her social security card and a library card.

The teller told her they needed a driver’s license, but the woman said she didn’t have one.

“Don’t you have anything with your picture on it?” the teller asked.

“Oh, sure,” she said, as she flipped to a family photo in her wallet.

“That’s me in the back row.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

In 2005, Ben & Jerry’s became the first ice cream company in the world to use Fair Trade-certified ingredients.

Fair Trade standards encourage production that is environmentally responsible as well as socially and economically fair.

Quote of the Week:

Don’t sweat the small stuff… and it’s all small stuff. – Richard Carlson

{May 27, 2013} Weekly Dose Post

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Joke of the Week:

A wife was furious with her husband, saying, “You’re an idiot. You have always been an idiot. You’ll always be an idiot. If they had an idiot contest, you’d come in second.”

“Why would I come in second?” the husband asked.

She replied, “Because you’re an idiot!”

Weird Fact of the Week:

It takes approximately 8 hours to mow the White House lawn.

Quote of the Week:

“To do more for the world than the world does for you – that is success.“ – Henry Ford

{May 20, 2013} Weekly Dose Post

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Joke of the Week:

The college girl was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible for her English class and the instructions were that it had to include Religion, Sexuality and Mystery.

She was the only one who received an A+. This is what she wrote:

“Good God, I’m pregnant, I wonder who did it.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

The word “bed” looks like a bed.

Quote of the Week:

“Grudges hinder happiness.” – Anonymous

{May 13, 2013} Weekly Dose Post

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

A man and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.

He said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”

“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.

“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other jerk using my stuff.”

The wife looked at her husband and said, “What makes you think I’d marry another jerk?”

Weird Fact of the Week:

The word inflammable means flammable. (source)

Quote of the Week:

“I will greet this day with love in my heart. And how will I do this?
Henceforth will I look on all things with love and be born again.
I will love the sun for it warms my bones; yet I will love the rain for it cleanses my spirit.
I will love the light for it shows me the way; yet I will love the darkness for it shows me the stars.
I will welcome happiness as it enlarges my heart; yet I will endure sadness for it opens my soul.
I will acknowledge rewards for they are my due; yet I will welcome obstacles for they are my challenge.” – Og Mandino

{May 6, 2013} 11th Birthday Care Package

Carolina (my sponsor child) will be turning eleven this coming July (2013) so I sent her care package early to make sure she’ll get it prior to her special day. Chalk, dolls, hand puppet, crayons, coloring books, magic paint books, colored pencils, purple high heel pencil sharpener, flower shaped erasers, pens, pencils, markers, recorder, purple paper, bday card, stickers, pink ruler, bubble wands, and a windmill toy were inside this time.

My sister pointed out that all 3 Barbie dolls have the exact same face & body.

What sets them apart are eyeshadow makeup, hair color, outfit, and skin tones.

Would you believe that it cost more to mail the actual package than what all the gifts cost combined?

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