This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…A: A table!
“Animals may be our friends. But they won’t pick you up at the airport.” – Bobcat Goldthwait
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is.
“I charge $50 for three questions,” the lawyer says.
“That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?” the guy asks.
“Yes,” the lawyer replies, “Now what’s your final question?”
The Letter ‘R’ is on the left side of the keyboard, and ‘L’ is on the right side.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…They find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”
Extra Note: A way you can tell if you’re whispering or not is to put your hand at your throat.
If you feel vibrations, you’re talking. If you don’t, you’re whispering.
My Grandma Becky and Grandma Pat both have a holiday tradition of making and sharing candy with family. My personal fav is the turtle pretzel (shown below) which is a pretzel stick wrapped in caramel then dipped in chocolate.
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
A guy shows up late for work.
The boss yells “You should have been here at 8:30!”
He replies: “Why? What happened at 8:30?”
Quote of the Week:
2012 is here, hopefully it’ll be full of amazing surprises for us to share with family and friends.
This is your weekly dose of the cool stuff I found while browsing the net. I have five goodies for you so check back EVERY Monday for more…Things that make you go hmmm…
• Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
• What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
• What was the best thing before sliced bread?
• Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know you don’t have?
• In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
• How come there aren’t B batteries?
• How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?
• Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
• How is it possible to have a civil war?
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
• If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
• How do you throw away a garbage can?
Benjamin Franklin invented the rocking chair.
Last year I sent Carolina some holiday gifts. I kinda wish they wouldn’t have delivered the gifts at school though because I wasn’t trying to make the other children feel bad or left out. Nevertheless World Vision sent me another nice photo to cherish… and her mother (Josefa) is doing an amazing job raising such a loving little girl.
Querida Kerry,
I am very grateful to you for the great gifts that you sent for me. It filled me with joy to receive and see the puppets that I like very much. Thank you very much as well for the books, balloons, scissors, bracelets, fan, stuffed toy, hair clips, chain, and for everything else. I received my gift at school and the photo that I am sending for you was taken in front of my classroom. My teacher congratulated me on the gifts that I received on this very special day.
Love,
Carolina
This is your weekly dose of the cool stuff I found while browsing the net. I have five goodies for you so check back EVERY Monday for more…English can sometimes be a confusing language. Homographs are words that have the same spelling but are pronounced differently and have different meanings. Here’s some examples:
♦ The bandage was wound around the wound.
♦ She didn’t mean to be mean.
♦ We must polish the Polish furniture.
♦ Now seems like a good time to present the present.
♦ I did not object to the object.
♦ The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
♦ They were too close to the door to close it.
♦ The buck does funny things when the does are present.
♦ The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
♦ Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
We all need to work on being more respectful to one another. Every life on this earth has value. So when someone says hi to you in the street say hi back or even better take the initiative to say hello first. Speak…respect… don’t snub your noses at each other. If your naturally a nice person this will be no problem but if your mean just take baby steps on being more kind each and every day.
