A dose of my life.











{July 28, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

A boss, officer, and clerk were going to a meeting when they stumbled upon a genie bottle.

All three of them did a mad dash over to the bottle and were rubbing it until a genie appeared.

Genie: “As I fulfill 3 wishes at a time but you are 3 persons so I will fulfill 1 wish for each.”

Clerk: “Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears.” (Wish fulfilled)

Officer: “Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls.” Officer disappears. (Wish fulfilled)

Genie asked the Boss: “What is your wish?”

Boss replied: “I want those two idiots back at office after lunch.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

With around 155,618 post offices and over 566,000 employees, India has the largest postal network in the world.

The modern postal service in India is more than 150 years old.


Quote of the Week:

“I remind myself every morning:
Nothing I say this day will teach me anything.
So if I’m going to learn, I must do it by listening.” – Larry King



{July 27, 2014}   Auntie’s Day
Today, not only do I celebrate the gift of being an auntie, but also my 34th and Carolina’s 12th birthday.

Oh my look at those puppy dog eyes.

Mirror, mirror, on the baby jumper who is the fairest baby of them all?

James (gasp) wait a second mirror did you just say James? You do know that is not my name. Oh Noooooo!!!

Don’t listen to that silly mirror.

I love you soooooo much and think you are the fairest baby of them all.

Without OJ I wouldn’t be able to celebrate Auntie’s Day!



{July 21, 2014}   Radiate Love
Dear Readers,

You are loved, because you give love.
May the journey ahead called life be filled with blessings.
May you always receive the love and peace you so richly deserve.
Always remember that you touch people lives with your actions so remain positive.

Best Regards,
Kerry xoxo

Extra Note: I captured the sunshine with my camera phone.


{July 21, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and hears a small voice say, “You look nice today.”

A few minutes later he again hears a small voice, “That’s a nice shirt.”

The guy asks the bartender, “Who is that?”

The bartender says, “Those are the peanuts. They’re complimentary!”

Weird Fact of the Week:

Simple, Four-In-Hand, Prince Albert, Kelvin, Half-Winsor, Pratt, Windsor, Eldredge, Trinity, Murrell, Van Wijk, and Balthus are different ways to tie a necktie knot. (source)
Quote of the Week:

“At all times and under all circumstances, we have the power to transform the quality of our lives.” – Werner Erhard


{July 14, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

Girlfriend giving house directions to her Boyfriend…

“Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me.”

“Look for flat 9A, you ll find a lift on your right. hit 9 with YOUR ELBOW…”

“Get out of the lift you will find my flat on left…”

“Hit the doorbell with your ELBOW & I ll get the door open for you.”

The boyfriend says: “Dear that seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my elbows?”

The girlfriend replies: ”0MG! Are you coming empty handed?”

Boyfriend: (speechless)…

Weird Fact of the Week:

Only a handful of people in the world have a superior autobiographical memory.

Quote of the Week:

“If I were to say, “God, why me?” about the bad things, then I should have said, “God, why me?” about the good things that happened in my life.” – Arthur Ashe


{July 7, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket.”

“Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

The woman looked puzzled. “Why talk to me?” she asked.

“Because every time I talk to a very beautiful woman like you, my wife appears out of nowhere!”

Before marriage – holding hands in love.

After marriage – arm wrestling fight.

Weird Fact of the Week:

Saffron is the most expensive spice in the world.
Quote of the Week:

“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.” – Friedrich Nietzsche


{June 30, 2014}   Toilet Paper Time
These funny photos of my nephew, all taken within less than one minute, remind me of the Love You Forever book cover. To be such a little guy he moved rather quickly. The first timestamp says 6:10:52 PM and the last 6:11:49 PM on Tuesday, ‎June ‎18, ‎2013. At that time he was nine months old. 

     Omari made a small mess but how could anyone be mad at that adorable face. Babies don’t ever deserve discipline under any circumstances. A renowned pediatrician clearly stated that a child under two years of age cannot make the connection between actions and the consequences.

To reroll the tp and put it back on the holder looked slightly sloppy but still usable nonetheless so no worries.
     


{June 30, 2014}   Love You Forever
I purchased this book for my nephew so that he will know just that.
Even though it’s a children’s book it made me cry. I’m not joking.

     When reading to him in bed as a smaller baby, I’d hold different books in the air while we were both laying on our backs looking up at the illustrations. He’d wiggle his tiny body closer and closer to mine that by the end of it we’d be shoulder to shoulder. I’ll cherish those memories… forever.



{June 30, 2014}   Panther Candle
For some strange reason this burning 3-wick dark chocolate mint scented candle reminded me of the pink panther.


Well, that is if his face was set on fire.


{June 30, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

Why don’t people like to eat next to basketball players?

Because they dribble too much!

 Weird Fact of the Week:

 The common garter snake (Thamnophis sirtalis) is the only species of snake to be found in Alaska.

Quote of the Week:

“Never apologize for showing feelings. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.” – Benjamin Disraeli



et cetera
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