A dose of my life.











{July 21, 2014}   Radiate Love
Dear Readers,

You are loved, because you give love.
May the journey ahead called life be filled with blessings.
May you always receive the love and peace you so richly deserve.
Always remember that you touch people lives with your actions so remain positive.

Best Regards,
Kerry xoxo

Extra Note: I captured the sunshine with my camera phone.


{July 21, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and hears a small voice say, “You look nice today.”

A few minutes later he again hears a small voice, “That’s a nice shirt.”

The guy asks the bartender, “Who is that?”

The bartender says, “Those are the peanuts. They’re complimentary!”

Weird Fact of the Week:

Simple, Four-In-Hand, Prince Albert, Kelvin, Half-Winsor, Pratt, Windsor, Eldredge, Trinity, Murrell, Van Wijk, and Balthus are different ways to tie a necktie knot. (source)
Quote of the Week:

“At all times and under all circumstances, we have the power to transform the quality of our lives.” – Werner Erhard


{July 14, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

Girlfriend giving house directions to her Boyfriend…

“Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me.”

“Look for flat 9A, you ll find a lift on your right. hit 9 with YOUR ELBOW…”

“Get out of the lift you will find my flat on left…”

“Hit the doorbell with your ELBOW & I ll get the door open for you.”

The boyfriend says: “Dear that seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my elbows?”

The girlfriend replies: ”0MG! Are you coming empty handed?”

Boyfriend: (speechless)…

Weird Fact of the Week:

Only a handful of people in the world have a superior autobiographical memory.

Quote of the Week:

“If I were to say, “God, why me?” about the bad things, then I should have said, “God, why me?” about the good things that happened in my life.” – Arthur Ashe


{July 7, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket.”

“Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

The woman looked puzzled. “Why talk to me?” she asked.

“Because every time I talk to a very beautiful woman like you, my wife appears out of nowhere!”

Before marriage – holding hands in love.

After marriage – arm wrestling fight.

Weird Fact of the Week:

Saffron is the most expensive spice in the world.
Quote of the Week:

“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.” – Friedrich Nietzsche


{June 30, 2014}   Toilet Paper Time
These funny photos of my nephew, all taken within less than one minute, remind me of the Love You Forever book cover. To be such a little guy he moved rather quickly. The first timestamp says 6:10:52 PM and the last 6:11:49 PM on Tuesday, ‎June ‎18, ‎2013. At that time he was nine months old. 

     Omari made a small mess but how could anyone be mad at that adorable face. Babies don’t ever deserve discipline under any circumstances. A renowned pediatrician clearly stated that a child under two years of age cannot make the connection between actions and the consequences.

To reroll the tp and put it back on the holder looked slightly sloppy but still usable nonetheless so no worries.
     


{June 30, 2014}   Love You Forever
I purchased this book for my nephew so that he will know just that.
Even though it’s a children’s book it made me cry. I’m not joking.

     When reading to him in bed as a smaller baby, I’d hold different books in the air while we were both laying on our backs looking up at the illustrations. He’d wiggle his tiny body closer and closer to mine that by the end of it we’d be shoulder to shoulder. I’ll cherish those memories… forever.



{June 30, 2014}   Panther Candle
For some strange reason this burning 3-wick dark chocolate mint scented candle reminded me of the pink panther.


Well, that is if his face was set on fire.


{June 30, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

Why don’t people like to eat next to basketball players?

Because they dribble too much!

 Weird Fact of the Week:

 The common garter snake (Thamnophis sirtalis) is the only species of snake to be found in Alaska.

Quote of the Week:

“Never apologize for showing feelings. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.” – Benjamin Disraeli



{June 23, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

A man applied for a job as an industrial spy.

Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.

As soon as the man was alone, he stepped into an empty hallway and opened the envelope.

Inside, a message read: “You’re our kind of person. Report to the fifth floor Personnel Office.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

Social media causes insomnia, it has become the most common sleep distraction in the world. (source)

Missing someone also causes insomnia. The frustration of being without that person keeps you awake at night.

 
Quote of the Week:

“Beauty isn’t about having a pretty face. It’s about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and a pretty soul.” – Aubrey Drake Graham



{June 16, 2014}   Weekly Dose Post
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

A girl was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera.

She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew that she was not speeding.

Just to be sure, she went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now she began to think that this was quite funny, so she drove even slower as she passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.

She tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while she rolled past at a snail’s pace.

Two weeks later in the mail, she received five traffic citations for driving without a seat belt.

Weird Fact of the Week:

Adele turned down the chance to sing at William and Kate’s royal wedding reception in April 2011 because she had already made plans to attend a BBQ.

Adele was later quoted as saying: “I couldn’t play because my barbecue has been booked for some time.”

Quote of the Week:

“Words are the most powerful weapon; they can leave scars forever.” – Khloé Kardashian



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