Weekly Dose Post #310

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Joke of the Week:

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

Weird Fact of the Week:

Biological brothers Dan Herron (running back) and David Herron (linebacker) both made it to The National Football League (NFL).

Quote of the Week:

“Instead of focusing on that circumstances that you cannot change – focus strongly and powerfully on the circumstances that you can.” – Joy Page

Weekly Dose Post #309

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
 

Joke of the Week:

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

 

Weird Fact of the Week:

Many plant protein sources, including soy, legumes and quinoa are complete proteins, which mean they contain all nine essential amino acids. There’s no difference between these protein sources and animal protein!

Quote of the Week:

“Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver”. – Barbara de Angelis

Taking down a tree like a boss.

Weekly Dose Post #308

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Weird Fact of the Week:

Fashion designer and entrepreneur Anne Elisabeth Jane “Liz” Claiborne is best known for co-founding Liz Claiborne Inc., which in 1986 became the first company founded by a woman to make the Fortune 500 list. Liz Claiborne was the first woman to become chair and CEO of a Fortune 500 company.

Quote of the Week:

“Life is a sum of all your choices.” – Albert Camus

Weekly Dose Post #307

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
 

Joke of the Week:

Axel: I bet I can make you say purple.
Garrett: How?
Axel: What colors are in the American flag?
Garrett: Red, white and blue.
Axel: I told you I can make you say red.
Garrett: You said purple!
Axel: I told you I could make you say purple!

Weird Fact of the Week:

A self-supporting government enterprise, the U.S. Postal Service is the only delivery service that reaches every address in the nation: 152 million residences, businesses and Post Office Boxes. The USPS receives no tax dollars for operating expenses and relies on the sale of postage, products and services to fund its operations. There’s over 31,000 retail locations nationwide and USPS.com is the most frequently visited website in the federal government.

The U.S. Postal Service has annual revenue of more than $65 billion and delivers nearly 40 percent of the world’s mail. The USPS has been named the Most Trusted Government Agency for seven years and the fourth Most Trusted Business in the nation by the Ponemon Institute.

Quote of the Week:

“People don’t care how much you know until they know how much you care.” ― Theodore Roosevelt

Weekly Dose Post #306

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

I named my dog “Five Miles” so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.

Weird Fact of the Week:

The humpback whale’s call is the loudest noise made by a living creature, and can be heard from 800 kilometers away.

Quote of the Week:

“All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.” – Winston Churchill

Weekly Dose Post #305

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

Son: I want a baby brother.
Mother: Your daddy is overseas but when he comes back we will talk about it.
Son: Why don’t you just surprise him?

 

Weird Fact of the Week:

Mexican jumping beans jump to get out of sunlight.

Quote of the Week:

“Regret is an appalling waste of energy, you can’t build on it – it’s only good for wallowing in.” – Katherine Mansfield

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